Good morning and welcome to a brand new week. Nice to wake up to some good news! Let’s celebrate by further stimulating the economy, shall we?
$28 gets you a customized 45-minute massage at The Early Dawn Massage Therapy in Chatham. That’s one of the lowest prices I’ve seen for a decent massage. New to Groupon? Go here first. Or hit this deal head on here.

I have never heard of this next place but this is a deal my son would adore! $7.50 gets you the chance to star in your own 5 minute movie using green screen technology at Wizey Studios of Crossgates Mall. Half off their usual price of $15. Choose from 14 movies – be an action star, ninja or princess, give your Oscar-worthy performance and then walk with dvd proof of your thespian dominance to share on facebook. Bravo! If you’ve never seized a deal before from SeizeTheDeal, go here. Or find this offer here.

More body work except these treatments target cellulite and facial regeneration (reversing signs of aging). Body Image Optimization of Latham has 2 treatments on Groupon now 1) $150 for 2 Velashape treatments that target cellulite ($500 value). This looks like a more modern version of Endermologie. 2) $225 gets you 1 ematrix treatment ($500 value)- similar to getting a mini-laser treatment(?). It’s a 20 minute application and it’s meant to smooth wrinkles, brighten skin and fade scars. New Grouponers can register here. Or find this deal here.

This deal in Troy is selling gangbusters – over 250 sold! $7 gets you $15 worth of breakfast, sammiches, etc at Illium Cafe. Sign up to get your Groupon here or go to this offer right here.

Groupon has the Coldwater Creek deal back again – $25 gets you $50. I’m not sure how to describe this store for the uninitiated. It’s sort of mom clothes. There. I said it. Nice ones tho. You’ll need to register with Groupon here if this is your first purchase. Then go directly to this deal here.

A couple of cosmetics deals on Target dailies today – Grab this Sonia Kashuk Dripping Diamonds 8-piece brush kit for $9.99 with free shipping, reg. $20+. SK makes very nice brushes for the price.
And then there’s this beauty: the well-reviewed E.L.F. Large Makeup collection is marked down to $20 with free shipping today only, reg. $40.
In your Daily Free, you and a friend can both score a coupon good for a free tub of Cottonelle flushable wipes when you fill out some information here.

Like Purina Pro Plan on Facebook and get a free sample of Roasted Slices dog food.

Here’s a coupon for a free travel sized item at Bath & Body Works with any purchase. Exp. 5/4.

It looks like they got slammed and have reserved samples only for institutions and businesses. Score a free sample of Pro-Tex hand sanitizer that specifically combats MRSA among other germs.

Lovely deal from Joe’s New Balance this morning – get these Womens 521 Cross Trainers for $23.99 with Free Shipping. Today is the last day for free ship at Joe’s. Also, go through Ebates first to have 4% of your cash rejoin you at the finish line.
Get a free Spiru-tein energy drink here. **I forgot to add that you’ll need this code #: 9632.

That’s what I’ve got for you on this fine Monday morning. Smile and revel in the peace of the nation-unifying news of the day before it gets divisive and conspiracy-laden. *deep breath*